David “Diddy”

An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.

David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer

Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung

David, wake up there are customers that need to be served

David…??? (Laughter erupts)

Damn I could do with some Diddy willy

You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life

No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream

David are you sleeping (in indian)

Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS

by Jamol tech tips December 29, 2022

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a pretty rad youtube channelwith fantastic google image slideshows, also some other crap

S Diddy fucked a dog yesterday.

by S________________________Diddy April 02, 2017

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Robert is the bomb diddy, he is so cool

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Diddy Interuptus

That awkward moment when you attempt to hug someone who clearly does not share your affection in the moment. Also the act of receiving a hug from someone you detest and you are not able to fake any form of gratitude.

I ran into my Ex at a party and when I went in for a welcoming hug I was treated to "Diddy Interuptus."

by Weinerdog68/DGeorge January 13, 2014

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