Cunt Nugget Napkin

A tampon or any tampon like device used to soak up period juice.

Hey Sally is on the rag. Give her my old tee shirt to use as a cunt nugget napkin.

by Zeke 4 one is he October 10, 2011

New Jersey Napkin

A wife beater which, while at a barbecue, the wearer takes off and proceeds to use as a napkin in order to remove the excess barbecue sauce from his or her face. The wife beater can also be used to clean up other substances, such as whiskey, blood, urine, or raw meat juice.

"Wow, I would really look like a scum bag if I didn't have my New Jersey napkin to wipe all this shit off my face!"

by lesliex88 October 14, 2008

splooge filled napkin

a dick face who acts/smells like a used napkin filled with some little swimmers

you suck you splooge filled napkin like teabagger

by tea bagger delux August 18, 2006

napkin tape

when you dont have condoms,you tape a piece of napkin on your penis.

dude, i totally napkin taped it.

by bigdy823 February 8, 2008

community nut napkin

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom

“Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”

by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019

Spicy Napkin

A sexual act involving Icy-Hot, plums, and a used sanitary napkin.

"Did that girl come over to your apartment last night?"
"Yeah, I gave her a spicy napkin and she loved it."

by demandrad February 4, 2010

Poor boy napkin

The act of being so poor that you can’t afford to buy actual napkins, so you have to rip off part of your brown lunch bag to use as a napkin.

Dude #1: Yo dawg, why are you ripping your lunch bag?
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows

by Steve finklemanburg October 8, 2019