Mysterio

A bitch ass nigga who make illusions and robots to cause trickery and wears a fish bowl on his head.

Mysterio: Spider-Mans real name is peter Parker!
Spider-Man: *SHOCKED*
Me: YOUS A BITCH ASS NIGGA! ILL BEAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASS!! *punches screen*

by Definitely not Spider-Man July 1, 2019

Mystery

The term used to describe the act of when an individual takes a shit in the tank of a toilet, usually done as a result of revenge or a practical joke played on a less favourable person. When they flush the toilet, the shit is filtered through and exposed into the basin, where it creates a foul smell and a dirty basin.

The Source from where it's coming from remains a Mystery

hey man, reckon i should leave a mystery in that guys toilet ?

nah man, took me weeks to find where the smell was coming when someone did it to me

by klippodapoomaster April 9, 2009

Mystalk

To spend hours on Myspace stalking your ex and his/her new companion.

I am going to mystalk him and see why he left my sorry ass.

by Cindymaehoneychild May 7, 2007

Mysterious stranger

A variation on the stranger. The action of having a partner sit on thier hand until it falls asleep, then proceeding to whack you off, as so neither of you are sure of where the pleasure is coming from.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Mysterious Stranger last night.

Guy 2: How was that?

Guy 1: Man, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.

by 6the6fly6 May 8, 2009

Mystery Meet

Like a drunken blind-date, it is the act of banging somone at a party while you are both legless, and having no memeory of who the actul person was the morning after. You do, however, have evidence (condom wrappers, lipstick etc). Its never happened to me, personally.

You know how was off his face from crownies at Simmo's rave last night? Well, apparently he woke up after a mystery meet with only two throbbing heads and a ear-ring to go on.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

? and the mysterians

an old rock band known only for their one hit, 96 tears. the lead singer legally changed his name to ? and believed that he would be performing their one hit, 96 tears, 10,000 years into the future.

yo, white boy, you listen to ? and the mysterians?

by ohshit wutang August 6, 2007

MysteryGhost

The type of person that doesn’t keep promises, a liar. Nobody knows why MysteryGhost’s don’t keep they’re promises, that’s what makes it a Mystery

Person 1: You said you would upload 3 times a week, but you don’t even upload once a week!
Person 2: I’ll upload everyday to make it up
Person 1: Uhhh! Stop lying, you’re such a MysteryGhost

by SupaSayin04 February 6, 2019