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my life in a nutshell

- I´m so tired of studying...Im gonna sleep!

- Thats my life in a nutshell dude
by David Santos March 18, 2017
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Nuts In My Eyes

When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.

The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital.

Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.
Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.
by Pyr3 December 16, 2008
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Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.
My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.
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Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy
In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.
by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021
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mynute

A rat is mynute
by Subzero vr July 21, 2022
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