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jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...
Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass
by Instincts74 August 21, 2017
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owns my ass

the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.
OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!
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Shotgun my ass

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.
by mcflykitty August 8, 2018
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Kink My Ass

Something to respond when someone says Kinky. May or may not start a relationship.
"She slapped my face"
"Kinky"
"KINK MY ASS!"
by Kinkydinkysprinky June 7, 2018
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puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.
It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!
by Shabidoo June 20, 2019
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laugh my ass on

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.
Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD
by Blkmater October 7, 2017
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hurricaned my ass

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over
by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017
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