What Microsoft ensures- a destroyed computer, and the destroyed mind of the one that was working on the computer.
by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003
Get the mutually assured destruction mug.sexual intercourse and/or other sexual relations including anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, etc. (First coined by user Terry-Thomas of the gallifreybase.com forum.)
Once he returned from the drugstore with some condoms, we engaged in mutual pleasureworking. He worked my pleasure hard.
by CindyTE May 28, 2010
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noun or verb (both at the same time)
the new 69. She gives you an HJ (hand job) while you finger bang 'er
the new 69. She gives you an HJ (hand job) while you finger bang 'er
I went to pet the cat to see if it was wet and into it then she grabbed my piece and it just erupted into a full on mutual
by the beast April 23, 2003
Get the mutual mug.When two or more people use each other for sex. It is considered ok, because all of the parties consent to being used and in turn use the other parties involved. There are no feelings involved in mutual usage; it's just for kicks.
I slept with Arnold last night, and he didn't call me today. It's ok, though. I was using him too. It was totally mutual usage!
by Julesrules611 December 11, 2008
Get the Mutual Usage mug.A girl who has been fucked by two guys (simultaneously or in different points of time) is their mutual friend.
Or a guy who has slept with two girls is also their mutual friend.
Or a guy who has slept with two girls is also their mutual friend.
- Hey, guess what, I slept with Annie the other night! She was hella awesome in bed.
- Then I guess she’s our mutual friend now!
- Then I guess she’s our mutual friend now!
by Ershadsky January 19, 2014
Get the mutual friend mug.when two events can occur only in conjunction with one another, i.e. neither one can occur without the other
Legend has it that being a tree-hugger and being a hippie are exclusively mutual.
Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"
Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back
Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"
Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back
by javaman199 July 13, 2013
Get the exclusively mutual mug.King of the Douche Lords. He can be descirbed as a man in his late 70s who likes to troll around bodybuilding boards trying to make fun of the little kiddies. But in reality, he's into "buggering" and things of that nature.
Me: "What did you eat for lunch?"
Musulman: "Buncha Heavy Cream"
Me: "What? Do you swallow"
Musulman: "Only when buggering"
Me: "Nigga Please!"
Musulman: "Buncha Heavy Cream"
Me: "What? Do you swallow"
Musulman: "Only when buggering"
Me: "Nigga Please!"
by jcwells8432 September 29, 2010
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