A “Murphy fact” is a piece of information presented in a compelling way as factual, but which has no evidence to support its validity
“If you pull out one grey hair then 10 come to its funeral, I know it’s true because my GP told me” is a classic example of a Murphy fact.
by BrownieQueen May 12, 2022
by Dan the man aka the boss August 10, 2009
When you're doing your partner doggy style and right before you go, you take the palm of your hand and push your partners head into a flat surface.
by dshow32 December 28, 2009
by Zachery Ty Bryan Adams August 23, 2008
A man with very small penis and an insanly stretched asshole usually specialises in the teaching of Pubology and giving Russian men head. he has less hairs on his legs than in his asshole and lives in a caravan with his jipsy dildo assed family. And believes that marrying and having sex with farm animals is considered ok
by ass hair May 21, 2012
A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above (Cleveland Steamer). This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turb being lowered upon the turd squashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.
I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.
by Pirate Tom January 03, 2008
the best irish rock band ever fromed. out of south boston with screaming, meaningful lyrics you never ever get sick of. musical geniouses!
by sarahhaha2012 December 28, 2009