Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017

MOMMY MUNCHIES

Weird women / girl, I dont know what she is but she is a great friend. Actually retarded but sometimes makes up for it by making an excuse to piss. Literally 10 minutes into a movie and it will always be an, "I NEED TO FUCKING PISS." An actual pisswad but she is a really great friend. Not good to watch movies with. Never bring to an movie theather. (Trust me) Has a cousin that loves to make videos about his brother's room and attics. MOMMY MUNCHIES will always be an weird person and will always love to piss or make new excuses. But she is the true meaing of being an Weirdo.

I just pulled an MOMMY MUNCHIES, I went to piss after ten minutes into a movie. Hahahah

by HandleBars5000 April 4, 2022

munchiees

relentless hunger.often Accompanied with smokeing marijuana or as it often refered to as weed

i got a mojor case of the munchiees lets go to mac donalds

by kyle coleman August 24, 2004

Munchies

In the late 1999's a kid developed the word munchies which means to munch.

The boy munched on his munchies and died 2 minutes later.

by Iggy128 June 28, 2004

munchies

after smoking a large bowl of pot the only way to supress one's hunger is to oral absorb the PENI around him, thus ending his stone-endused hunger.

"Man, I have the munchies... *slurp* *slurp* slurp*.

by I AM SO COOOOOOOOOOOOLZ February 20, 2005

Munchies

When you want to eat. Not a meal, a snack.

You can be sitting around on a Saturday afternoon and suddenly think "Oh I want some crisps. And maybe some toast..." Its often really a random food craving. Suddenly you have the urge to eat icecream. There is none? Well eat something else in the fridge.

A lot of the time its the effect of weed greenie pot or whatever you want to call it. The proper word is marawana. That was spelt how its said coz I got no clue how to spell it!

A WARNING: If you have munchies at someone elses house, DO NOT EAT THEIR PRINGLES OR JAFFA CAKES! The only thing that allows you to eat their pringles or jaffa cakes is if they are eating them with you.

One thing - it doesnt alway mean you've had a green day if you've got the munchies! People randomly get them a lot. Dont accuse your lil sis/son/mate of being a stoner coz they ate everything in the fridge, smell them first, or whatever.

I got the munchies! *eats crisps, icecream, toast, apple and cakes*

"I am so pissed off right now! Tommy came to my house when he was stoned, and he had the munchies! THERE ARE NO PRINGLES OR JAFFA CAKES LEFT! I'm gonna kill him! He didn't even leave me any greenie either..."

by Lyddy Cool October 24, 2006

munchies

food, something you eat

im going to go get some munchies cause im hungry. how much are those munchies?

by impossible is nothing August 13, 2005