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See Muffler

Suffering the indignity of having your ass kicked and then being stuffed under your own car. Typically done by one's own friends as a result of their cockiness, selfishness and/or rudeness. Once stuffed, the stuffee understands it was deserved and no retribution is allowed.
It was a total dick move showing up to your littles sister's birthday drunk. I've been a real asshole lately. I really need to see muffler.
by William Dawes Ghost January 29, 2025
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muffler.

Another definition which proves how Degenerate men are
by Anonymus_ May 20, 2021
mugGet the muffler.mug.

Muffler

I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.
Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
mugGet the Mufflermug.

Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell
There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon
by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018
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tomboy muffler

What you call a penis of a woman who received a sex change
Did you hear about Erickah's 2 inch tomboy muffler? He just got it put on with the operation.
by SkinnyGlueStick May 13, 2017
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Boston Muffler

When you're penetrating someone anally and they fart, creating a muffler sound.
Brian "Did you go give it the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony "Yeah, I gave it to her from behind. She even gave me a Boston Muffler. The vibration was amazing"
by ItsPseudo October 5, 2017
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glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use
1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit
by Theseriouser November 30, 2024
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