A muffin is an ugly cupcake!!!
by ksar345 March 04, 2010
by l337m4nj00 March 18, 2006
muffin = best boyfriend in the world.!!
by melissa April 25, 2005
A common species of kids generally around the age of 12 who cannot play games worth shit and instead spends his or her time criticizing other players who surpass himself. They are not team players and think they are always right. A Muffin's habitat is located around ,COD4,WoW,and on rare occasions Hello Kitty online. Beware Muffins can disguise them selves as a half way decent player by insulting gamers superior to others. May also be called by the name of Leeroy Jenkins.
WoW player: all right so here's the plan...
Muffin (Leeroy): Alright chums lets do this Leeroy Jenkins!
WoW player: God dammit Leeroy.
Muffin: Least I got chicken.
CALL OF DUTY 4
COD player: Alright good job team but Muffin you could use some practice.
Muffin: God dammit man I could beat your ass in a 1v1 anyday.
Player: I’m not trying to be mean just saying you kinda scored negative 10 points
Muffin: ok dudes fuck this your all noobs I’m out to find a server that appreciates my skillz.
Muffin (Leeroy): Alright chums lets do this Leeroy Jenkins!
WoW player: God dammit Leeroy.
Muffin: Least I got chicken.
CALL OF DUTY 4
COD player: Alright good job team but Muffin you could use some practice.
Muffin: God dammit man I could beat your ass in a 1v1 anyday.
Player: I’m not trying to be mean just saying you kinda scored negative 10 points
Muffin: ok dudes fuck this your all noobs I’m out to find a server that appreciates my skillz.
by Dylan JL January 29, 2008
usually a 'muffin' is someone who looks like they're dipping (i.e., they have their tongue pushing out the lower lip region by the gum), and is incapable of independent thought.
muffin food is different entirely, and, afaict not remotely like what you lot call muffins. delicious often.
then there's tasty muffin -- nice arse. also frequently delicious.
muffin food is different entirely, and, afaict not remotely like what you lot call muffins. delicious often.
then there's tasty muffin -- nice arse. also frequently delicious.
e.g.: 'you are such a fucking muffin' to someone who has just totaled a classic ford by reversing into a crowd of wasted people who leaped out of the way so the vehicle could lose most of its boot to a fight with a fence post.
by anders_dog January 27, 2008
a name for the part of ones body where your back makes an ass of its self and splits into two sections. Commonly referred to as "butt"
Her muffin butt is so cute
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
A muffin is basically a hippie / granola type / tree hugger. Think activism, veganism, and green party. That's a muffin.
by ALT62niner October 11, 2005