Those are my mother's books!

As seen in the movie Casino:

1. A poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt.

2. Attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape.

"Little Craps figures--very nice, thank you very much, Mr. Piscano..."
"Those are my mother's books!"

by cDubs October 16, 2016

ur brother a mother

The most lethal and deadly insult. There is nothing that can be said to come back from this

Greg: ur mom gay

Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Greg: ur granny a tranny

Ryan: ur grandpap a trap
Greg: ur sister a mister
Ryan: ur brother a mother
*Greg instantly expolodes into a ball of fire as the galaxy explodes

by harryp03 May 11, 2018

Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker

Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker

by Onion2097 August 26, 2022

Mother Hen

a person who cares for the needs of others (especially in an overprotective or interfering way)

stop that, you mother hen

by majid_aryaee October 19, 2010

mother in law

your wife's mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time.

the wife's mother came around yesterday. I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.

by mike read August 13, 2003

mother flower

Mother flower is a term that is used to filter out the profanity of the word mother fucker or motha fucka

The mother flower jacked all my goods.

by Sally Wally November 10, 2008

bloody mother

hennessy and tomato juice.

Bloody Marys are for Honky mutha fuckas.
In the community, we drink bloody mothers.

We sat around the house, drinking bloody mothers, after finishing the poetry reading.

by T-Dog Jenkins October 12, 2004