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This is beer murder at a large scale. The party host usually finds out about it when he cleans up after the party.
This is beer murder at a large scale. The party host usually finds out about it when he cleans up after the party.
Party host: God damn it. Look at all these half-full bottles i collected from the room. More then 10 of them. It's been a beer massacre. I have to throw all this beer away now. What a bunch of assholes.
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Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"
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The goal of the Tantric Yoni massage is not solely to achieve orgasm, although orgasm is often a pleasant and welcome side effect. The goal can be as simple as to pleasure and massage the Yoni. From this perspective both receiver and giver can relax, and do not have to worry about achieving any particular goal. When orgasm does occur it is usually more expanded, more intense and more satisfying. It is also helpful for the giver to not expect anything in return, but simply allow the receiver to enjoy the massage and to relax into herself.
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Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.
To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.
2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(
1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity
bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!
2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?
Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.
Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL
DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.
scenekid414: *cry*
by Dus10 August 24, 2007
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Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
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Shipmate, I think you need to go loosen up and get a massaji from one of those girls out in the Honch.
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