mormon

A religion that relies on converting the dead to their religion, since in the land of the living participation is rather low.

Dont post any names of your dead relatives on the net or they'll get mormonized..

by Werther February 16, 2003

mormon

1. The second 'm' is silent. see moron
2. The religous wing of the Iluminati
3. a judeo-christian religion based on the teachings of Joseph Smith, a disgruntled Freemason

The mor(m)ons are on the porch again... get the shotgun!

by pope loki July 17, 2003

mormons

Innocent people that are(sometimes from birth) brainwashed into beleiving the mormon religon. Although not "incorrect", the Latter Day Saints still follow a cult.

believed to be rooted from the illuminati/new world order.

by xRisingCindersx September 18, 2004

mormon

Cult based religion that breeds purely to outnumber the rest of the United States. Normally of lesser intelligence, tends to worship Jon Heder i.e. Napoleon Dynamite

Those wacky mormons, trying to fuvk their way to the top.

by Corkey October 26, 2007

mormon

a religion that secretly worships Lucifer

if you gain enough trust within the mormon church.
you will be told who they really worship.

by Ex-Mormon January 11, 2008

mormon

Where sales meets religion.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.

Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.

Donny Osmond

Still keeps trying to get back into showbiz!!!

by Doc Johnson February 7, 2004

mormon

A cult that believes in some very dark, twisted things. Also known as the Church Of Emperor Palpatine and Latter Day Sith. Huff is the current incarnation of Palpatine. Joseph Smith was the first incarnation of Palpatine.

Mormon apprentices are everywhere. All answer to their master Palpatine.

by Dahk Load July 24, 2008