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Mormon

Religious white people who mostly live in Utah. The modern Mormons don’t drink alcohol or have sex before marriage, and if you go deep within Utah, you can even find those mental people who do polygamy.

Mormon: I got married to my wife, her cousin, my wife’s mother, our daughter, and our neighbors daughter—now I’m hoping to find a new wife in this app called Tinder.
Bob: Geez Joe!

by HerberttheCrab June 18, 2018