Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.
Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.
by 1_2_3_NYOOM March 26, 2014
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Mooching

The described act, colloquially known as "fecal-oral transmission via anilingus and subsequent oral contact," involves the oral consumption of fecal matter from an individual of African descent, followed by the transfer of said fecal matter to another individual's oral cavity through intimate contact, typically via kissing, perpetuating the cycle of transmission.
An example of mooching could involve Person A performing analingus on Person B, who accidentally ingests fecal matter during the act. Later, without proper hygiene measures, Person B kisses Person C, transferring the fecal matter and any associated pathogens from Person A to Person C's oral cavity, thus facilitating the potential transmission of infectious agents.
by EDD97 March 24, 2024
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Mooching

When your kitten interferes with random things in your house
by Pinkyhoolahoop December 11, 2022
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Rich Mooch

American Socalists.
The Rich Mooch who went to Yale to study English Literature wants me to pay his/her student loans.
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Mike da mooch

Hey there goes Mike da mooch aka daddy’s little mooch
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Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 06, 2021
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