Mooched

Getting Mooched: being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

*"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."*

by Ralando July 31, 2017

Mooch

Going around looking for something you like and then steeling it.

She wanted to go for a Mooch for our first date.

by Brummy scum February 12, 2022

Mooch

The Battery God

Mooch really knows everything about batteries.

by danteinverse October 23, 2017

mooch

When you want you take a walk around a function (party, bar, or club etc.) to find mutuals or friends

person 1: hey you wanna go for a mooch?
person2: yeah, let’s go

by hellooothereee May 18, 2024

Mooch

Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.

Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.

by BSSmith June 3, 2020

mooch

a group of wookies

That mooch of wookies tried to sell me a grilled cheese sandwich in the Phish concert parking lot.

by Sueshi December 8, 2010