monkey

1. Hot, attractive (often applies to members of the Checks)
2. Just generally great

You think Sven is monkey but I know Jacob is way monkeyer.
If we went to that gig it would be so monkey.

by Mims May 7, 2005

monkeys

Monkeys, the apex predator. Earth's number one most majestic and intelligent lifeforms. They like bananas. One day the monkey community will overthrow the rest of the rainforest and soon will rule the world. We will be the monkey's slaves. our only purpose will be to supply them with bananas. Know your place, sincerely, the monkeys.

I want to have sex with a monkey. Monkeys are cool.

by monkeybacterialtissue August 9, 2020

monkey

Although this word can have many definitions depending on how it's used, these are the main meanings:
1. To get frisky and funky with someone.

2. To pleasure one's monkey.

Mr. Monkey: "Ayo, I'mma monkey your monkey so hard tonight."

Mrs. Monkey: "Him and I were monkeying for hours upon hours yesterday."

by TheFunkyMunky927 January 19, 2020

monkey

a primate with a pussy

hey guys look at my monkey

by loveTheMonkey July 1, 2011

the monkey

a 10 or face card in blackjack

The 10 and the face card is the monkey.

Must be said with cheesy chinese accent

by Slippery Pete December 30, 2004

monkey

it can go anywhere, including here and here......and here

www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm has the best example, the others on that site are also good

by david fleischmann January 19, 2004

monkey

He could go anywhere, including there, and there, and there, the only place he can't go is on the toilet.

also see Weebl and Bob

I am the monkey. I could go anywhere. Including here, and here, and here.

by DaChazman March 3, 2005