Get the Monitor mug.An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.
old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
by MKHH December 28, 2005
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by Dante_ck September 8, 2014
Get the Monica mug.A suburbian county in southeast Pennsylvania Montco (short for Montgomery County) borders Philadelphia to the northwest. Filled with a wide range of people, Montco has everything from upscale mansions (Blue Bell, Gwynedd Valley) to high-rises and cardboard boxes (Norristown, Conshohocken). This should not be confused with Montgomery County, Maryland, who's abbreviation is the much more femininemoco.
by Kyle February 23, 2005
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Etymology: Sim Racing
1. In online sim-racing; a rare condition whereby a driver with an imperfect connection to the server, losing all downstream traffic from the server but continuing to send upstream data TO the server, proceeds to mount and/or otherwise wreck one or more drivers whom he cannot see on his end. In such a scenario, said driver manages to absolutely obliterate any cars he comes into contact with, without having even a scratch on his own car. See also E Monaco.
Etymology: Sim Racing
1. In online sim-racing; a rare condition whereby a driver with an imperfect connection to the server, losing all downstream traffic from the server but continuing to send upstream data TO the server, proceeds to mount and/or otherwise wreck one or more drivers whom he cannot see on his end. In such a scenario, said driver manages to absolutely obliterate any cars he comes into contact with, without having even a scratch on his own car. See also E Monaco.
In the BCS race earlier today, this guy's connection flipped out under caution and he straight-up Reverse Monaco'd the entire lead pack.
by Bill Lang September 14, 2008
Get the Reverse Monaco mug.the box like thing full of pixels it has a bright little glow chances are youre looking at one right now.
by Briam September 1, 2003
Get the monitor mug.A broad aka homewrecker aka whore previous US president Bill Clinton received head from....I mean sexual relations. If you didn't already know this you must be from outer space or another planet.
by DrillerKilla January 29, 2008
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