Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.

She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.

by Bradyballs January 27, 2018

mocked

The act of receiving a mocker.

Joe: Dude why are your pants all wet?
Jerry: Dude, i just got mocked!

by Jabari January 13, 2006

Mockersons

A pair of shoes that make the person wearing the shoes susceptible to mockery.

Hey, nice mockersons you're wearing.

by Footeish September 1, 2011

Futher Mucker

When an individual afflicted with diarrhea has their anus tickled with a feather.

"Dude you were in the bathroom all day yesterday- feeling any better?"

"Not really, but if I'm lucky maybe my girl will give me a rad futher mucker tonight!"

by Zombiebucket October 17, 2009

I-Mockery

A comedy website with a front page that seems innocuous in an attempt to distract from the forums which are rampant with unfunny losers who resort to shock and awe as a substitute for any actual humor.

Person 1: "Hey man, did you see on I-Mockery that Boo Berry is at Target all October? That stuff gave me diarrhea".

Person 2: "No, I said something intelligent while posting a picture of a cheeseburger and got banned for life before I could read that memo. Hey wait a sec, isn't Boo Berry that crappy 80's cereal? Vomit."

Person 3: "You're both gay black racist homophobes."

by Thrash0 October 11, 2011

futher mucker

Same as above, commonly used in Insane Clown Posse lyrics.

My chins in an old man's backyard
I gotta sneak through his yard
To find the futher mucker
And he's got a pitbull dog
And it's sitting on my chin like a frog on a log
I throw a bone to try to distract
Cuz I'm wanting my chinny-chin-chin back

by xJUGGLAx October 16, 2006