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mystic mocha

A cocoa goddess. She's got moves and she knows how to use them. When she gets a hold of some skittles you know that there will be danger. She's into groping and she loves to share a bed with a jew. She likes to bounce up on it at 2AM after drinking somePina Coladas and gettin her African Swerve on.
"Oh thats hot! That Mystic Mocha knows what she wants and she takes it! She takes it!"
by Baby Jew May 28, 2009
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redneck mocha

A standard drip coffee mixed with some cheap hot cocoa powder mix, preferably half a packet.
"Been runnin' low on cash in this recession, so I've given up Starbucks and drinking redneck mochas from the lunch room instead."
by KW1985 November 23, 2011
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Baby mochachino

the act of having a devil's three-way with two men; one of African descent, the other Chinese. Both must cum at the same time inside the women. Hence attempting to make a baby mochachino.
Michael: hey Nicholas you ready to cum?
Nicholas: yeh let's do this.
Hannah: give me a baby mochachino boys.
by Callum971 May 28, 2017
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Mocha Lung

Similar to the black lung, except this condition is when you are eating a desert with powdered cocoa on the top (like tiramisu or certain coffee style cakes) and you inhale some of the cocoa powder, causing a violent coughing fit.
Me: Wow this piece of tiramisu is huge
Friend: yeah, if you eat that whole thing, you'll be out with the mocha lung for weeks.
by clintone88 March 26, 2010
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Mochismo

Pronounced- (Mo-cheese-mo)

Possibly derived from the base word “macho.” It is THE ultimate title a man can be labeled. It means you posses the man characteristics and qualities unlike any other of your kind. Once labeled machismo you are held to a higher standard in the eyes of your peers, and take on all responsibilities associated with this badass title. To be called machismo is a privilege so should you not live up to your mochismoness, then your man card can/will be revoked..therefore this title in not to be taken lightly. Pretty much girls love you and guys want to be you, you are the shit!
Person A- Dude that guy is a badass...

Person B- No dude, that guy is mochismo

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Chuck Norris is one mochismo mother fricker!
by CMART99 December 8, 2009
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Moncton Mocha-chino

An obscure sexual move in which the male grates processed cheese directly into a females vagina, and when the cheese begins to melt, the penis is inserted, and then jamed into the females mouth, or another person. Not to be confused with the Fredericton Fondue
I paid the whore 12$ and an oreo to let me do a Moncton Mocha-chino. So worth it.
by Sir Scoats April 24, 2011
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Mocha

Someone who is half black, half white.
They are typically the most attractive people possible.
Hey did you see the new guy?

The half white, half black guy?

Yeah the mocha guy.
by andyq May 27, 2013
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