Pussy mitten

Pussy mitten (noun): big bushed lose gaping vagina hole. A hairy vagina in which you can put your whole hand inside and feel warmth.

Dan- "That bitch who I just donkey punched has a pussy mitten"

Rob-"Hey check out that girl, shes hot, i'd totally bang her"
Christian-"Nah dude dont do it, that bitch has got a pussy mitten!"

by Allmenshouldlosetheirdicks87 October 16, 2009

Mitting

The act of doing nothing.

The entire office is mitting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.

by TBLOfficestaff June 21, 2012

Milton

Freakin awesome, real tight, someone who displays desireable characteristics...

Man that dude is totally Milton.

by Reggie G May 8, 2006

Mittens

The black and white cat from the Disney movie "Bolt".

"Mittens, so help me, I will superbark you out of that tree!" - Bolt

by BoltySuperdog October 26, 2010

Kitty Mittens

Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.

My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.

by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008

muttony

Muttony is the other deadly sin and involves intimate relations between man and sheep. The most sinful act involves the eating of the sheep after inimacy.

That man is guilty of muttony most foul! He not only laid with the beast, he ate of it as well!

by Gore Vidal January 7, 2009

mutton dagger

red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.

I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.

by Jon, Fred, Phil. July 31, 2003