Ges Misérables or ges misérables (pronounced ‘Gay Miz-eh-rahb’) is the ‘Gay Misery’ or mournful depression occasionally experienced with gays faced by overwhelming complexity and societal opposition to their lifestyle ‘choice’. Unbeknownst to most heterosexuals, it requires tremendous psychic energy to even roll out of bed and face a world that is often violently hostile to the way a person thinks, speaks, dresses, walks, votes, emotes and makes love.
Julian was reconciled to his lifestyle choice and seldom experienced ges misérables. Julian’s lover James was no so fortunate however, and often knew despondent freefall into the vast royal blue abyss of the Ges Misérables.
by Mo Dixley April 15, 2009
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You: No homo
Same person: Grabs harder
You: Takes out pistol, Miss me with that gay shit
You: No homo
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You: Takes out pistol, Miss me with that gay shit
by TenDayHero December 19, 2018
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Get the Misery Compiler mug.Misti has an amazing smile. Her laugh. Wow. You'll fall in love the instant you hear it. She' a gorgeous person inside and out. She has the biggest heart. She's so caring and loving. Sorta like a teddy bear. She's talkative when she know you very well however, she shy and quiet if you dont. Her eyes. Wow they're beautiful. She does no harm. Shes very protective. She's an amazing girlfriend from what Nathaniel says. She's one of those girls that you'll fall in love with imeditly. She's know s when you're feeling down. She's do anything in her possiblity to cheer you up. She's fun. She knows how to have a good time. She's open minded shes up for anything. She's intelligent. She's not like other girls at all. She's an old soul. She's incred in incredible. You'll never be let down by her. She loves music. She's a great artist. She's very optimistic. She knows how to turn on bad day to a great day. Misti is such an important person in life. She's a great friend. If you ever meet a Misti. You'll be in awe of her. She's so fragile. So, be carful with her. Never hurt her.
Misti is such a great girlfriend to Nathaniel. He absolutely loves her with all his heart and she loves him too.
by Thatboywithdimples July 13, 2018
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Normally recognized by the bewilderd facial expression, the uncontrollable need to consume various alcoholic beverages and a secret love for the night and anarchy in general.
Be cautious when encountering these creatures. Avoid eyecontact, make no sudden movements, and don't - repeat; do not - ask for it's opinion. They are highly unpredictable in their behaviour.
Normally recognized by the bewilderd facial expression, the uncontrollable need to consume various alcoholic beverages and a secret love for the night and anarchy in general.
Be cautious when encountering these creatures. Avoid eyecontact, make no sudden movements, and don't - repeat; do not - ask for it's opinion. They are highly unpredictable in their behaviour.
" a) You heared the news? A Misp has been caught in the wild! Now they will try to let it mate in a controlled environment.
b) Good! Finally some effort to keep them from extinction! "
b) Good! Finally some effort to keep them from extinction! "
by Spartan Law Online April 11, 2009
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funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
by scrambangles November 19, 2012
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