Miroku

1. A character in the anime/manga Inuyasha. He is a Buddhist monk who doesn't exactly follow the Buddhist tradition. He is humorously perverted, hiddenly romantic and tragic/deep. He carries a curse carried down from his grandfather, to his father and finally to him known as the 'Air Void' or 'Kazaana'. It is a hole in his right hand that draws in anything, with wind, it is unleashed at. It was created by Naraku. He will be free of it when Naraku dies. His mission is to kill Naraku, and his loyalties are with Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango and Shippo. He also developes a romance with Sango.

Miroku is a very unfortunate person.

by Sango March 4, 2005

microwave

To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.

A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.

by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006

microwaved

moderately high

in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out

thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved

by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005

microwave syndrome

When a wireless internet signal is interrupted by a nearby running microwave.

Guy: Hey sorry I got disconnected from chat, my computer got microwave syndrome.

by caretcaret December 19, 2009

Gash warmed up in the microwave

An expression of something very shit.
Usually related to the way someone is feeling.

Person 1 - How you feeling after your night out?
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.

Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!

by Stevie A May 25, 2008

Morowski

A dumb and ugly boy that is used as a slave.

I'll make that boy my Morowski.

by Ungly pippa October 14, 2014

microwave mayonnaise

another word for sperm

I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.

by Dani_O February 8, 2009