Mind Dump 

Mind Dump
Function: Noun

A place where opinions and ideas are "dumped," but usually not discussed in a relevant or logical manner. Often, a Mind Dump is an internet Forum.

"I don't waste my time on that site, it's nothing more than a Mind Dump."

Mind Dump by Ryan Hamilton December 28, 2005

Mind Boggling

adj. Informal
Intellectually or emotionally overwhelming

someone: We're not alone in this universe, b/c if we are, that would be a huge waste of space!

you: WOW that's mind boggling!

if that doesn't work for you go to:
http://www.mind-boggler.net/
LOL

Mind Boggling by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmid December 31, 2008

mind-cheating 

when you can't stop thinking about someone else, even when your boyfriend/girlfriend makes you entirely happy, inside and out.

Bob reinforced the fact that mind-cheating wasn't as bad as physically-cheating.

mind-cheating by mynamewithnovowels January 29, 2009

mind went blank 

primary mental focus on temporary 'holiday'. one has to switch to secondary focus mode until primary focus mode returns. (similar to 'mental neutral')

i was going to do something, but my stupid mind went blank

mind went blank by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Mind ninja 

To persuade/convince someone to do something as if they wanted to do it.

My father mind ninja me into choosing that movie

Mind ninja by New trends May 5, 2014

Mind Condom 

A mentally created condom used to help prevent the spread of MTDs (Mentally Transmitted Diseases). This is the only way to help prevent the spread of MTDs, the only thing that can make any sexual act involving the mind very dangerous. Mind condoms are mentally generated, and in no way reduce the pleasure of sexual activities involving the mind, other than the time it takes to mentally generate a mind condom. Mind condoms are generated by concentrating on their mind and nervous system being wrapped in rubber or a similar water proof substance. The more partners involved in a sexual mind act, the longer one will have to concentrate on creating a mind condom, in order to prevent the mind condom from failing. It is recommended that all partners involved in the mentally sexual act have a mind condom ready.

Don't be insane, cover your brain with a mind condom.

Mind Condom by Eddie the cool kid August 27, 2006

Mind Poo 

Mind poo is when you need to a do a real shit but really can not be bothered walking that whole 5 metres to the toilet. So instead of walking. You do a massive shit in your mind and hope that you no longer need to go for a shit in real life. Thinking too hard may cause you to do a real shit.

Guy 1: I really need a shit but i cant be bothered going to the toilet.
Guy 2: Dude just do a mind poo.
Guy 1: A mind what????
Guy 2: A shit in ur mind.
Guy 1: *does shit in mind* Dude that feel heaps better.

Mind Poo by ynnoj February 7, 2008