melted vanilla cone

When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone

My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone

by cykofiend February 27, 2014

milked

A term used whenever you take a bong rip and inhale so much smoke that you instantly get stoned.

"Man, you just milked that bong. I bet you're fried."

by llkkjj112 November 13, 2016

melted hershey

When you try to fart and you end up spraying shit everywhere.

Bro I melted Hershey at my girlfriends house

by Daboss822 December 3, 2016

misted zephyr

a wet fart

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"

by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017

Milked

When you absolutely muck someone by clean sweeping or near sweeping someone so they got Milked for everything they had which is even more devastating and humiliating than getting mucked.

They got Milked that game they didn’t stand a chance.

by Bloodnight November 25, 2017

Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob

"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"

by brian6015 February 10, 2018

MELTED WELLIED

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.

by munk i spose May 18, 2018