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Milonov

Russian politicial figure that looks like unshaved genitals of your ex. Brainwashed by Russian orthodox to compensate for the small dick mulfanction received from birth.
My dog laid a big load that looked like Milonov.
by Tsareugeni May 23, 2024
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Shytoney malonay

This will get any girl to fuck u straight away by just saying it babyy
Boy-Hey shytoney malonay

Girl-Oooo daddy fuvk me
by Mysterybaby July 14, 2021
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dirty milena

milena looks shy but is very dirty. if you happen to have a milena do everything to get her in your bed.
by dirty Milena November 22, 2021
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gift Milena day

gift Milena day is every day of the year. It exists because I need an excuse to buy her gifts so she doesn’t feel bad about me spending my money on her (totally valid) if you have a Milena in your life, buy her gifts every day because Milena’s are special.
Today is gift Milena day, I should go buy her something to celebrate her existence!
by vay2cool February 9, 2023
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Procto-Milontesis

A condition wherein the patient's speech comes from their rectum, rather than their larynx. Because patients suffering from this condition maintain no connection between their Broca's Area and their speech organ, the resulting language is often illogical. The condition can be acute or chronic (as in certain uncles at Thanksgiving). There is no effective treatment at this time -- the recommended response is isolation of the patient until the condition subsides. This condition is highly contagious and spreads rapidly through contact via social media.
The patient was referred to us after participating in their HOA page on social media. They began making irrational statements, leading to suspicion of acute Procto-Milontesis. Recommend isolating the patient for 24 hours to see if they improve.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
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Nathan and Milena

Person 1: "Nathan and Milena are the best couple in the world!"
Person 2: "I know right?"
by milenanfanboy December 12, 2023
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