when girls put on tight booty shorts and slutty tank tops just to stand around for an hour and then when the dancing actually starts to go and try to get any random douche bag to grind them.
Jane: I'm soooo excited for the middle school dance tonight!! I hope a hotty grinds me. What are you wearing?
Lulu: Booty shorts and a sugarlip!!! I love being a slut! I hope the guy i grind gets a boner - i love that.
Lulu: Booty shorts and a sugarlip!!! I love being a slut! I hope the guy i grind gets a boner - i love that.
by sirgrindalot July 8, 2011
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That girl Kaylee is such a middle school hoe she’s dated like 10 guys this month and thinks everyone is so fake and always wears the tighest pants
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Pure shit. I'm going into 7th grade this year and couldn't go through one fucking year without having some 5-10 rumours about me spreading around. But enough about me.
In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.
6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.
7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.
8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.
There are 3 types of teachers:
The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.
The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.
The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.
If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.
6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.
7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.
8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.
There are 3 types of teachers:
The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.
The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.
The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.
If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
Julie: Hey, did you hear what Stephanie said about you?
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
by Amy Renée July 5, 2009
Get the middle school mug.an evil place where parents put u so they can be kidless for 6-8 hours. it has people called teachers trying to teach u something called an education. then they try to make u pay money to eat "food" that moves and are colors that they shouldn't be. middle school is an evil place i tell ya. another thing. these evil people aka teachers give u something called homework. homework is a punishment i tell ya. it's a way of entertainment for them. when they say it's hard for them too, they're all bull shitting. they LOVE putting big red marks all over ur paper. i love it i tell ya.
by JFK Phreak September 30, 2004
Get the middle school mug.When you have a crush on someone similar to what middle-schoolers go though when they like someone. You start texting, hugging awkwardly, getting butterflies and stumble with your words every time you talk to set "crush." IM-ing is also key to Middle School Crushes (and don't forget to send lots of smiley-faces in them :) )
Absolutely no maturing in your flirting and feelings in this type of crush.
Absolutely no maturing in your flirting and feelings in this type of crush.
by ohkitty March 4, 2013
Get the Middle School Crush mug.A place where you develop your "Fuck the World" mentality. It's also the place where a couple of kids don't come out of because they either A. Were to dumb to pass or B. Killed themselves thanks to the douche holes who occupy the hallways.
by Communist Chicken November 4, 2012
Get the middle school mug.The financially 'comfortable' sociopolictical group that most people aspire to as a base level of social standing, whilst treating the same 'class' with derision for thier mundanely suburban lifestyle and location.
by EducatedChav June 17, 2009
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