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metric system

A system of measurement that is simpler than the imperial system but Americans won't adopt not because they're stupid but because it's too much effort and no individual could make the whole country work with it
I wish we used the metric system, but what can we do about it?
by Mathman2028 June 9, 2023
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Metric Dozen

Metric Dozen : a group of ten items based on the fact that the metric system uses powers of ten to denote quantities.
This a ten count package of doughnuts - a Metric Dozen.
by wfukradio May 26, 2024
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metetricide

I’m gonna metetricide him, he went out with my bestfriend.
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metric system

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres
by уour mum July 2, 2025
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Metrics Culture

A subculture gaining traction worldwide, brought about by the ever expanding technologies capable of monitoring performance and bodily functions. Metrics ostensibly meant to help individuals perform better, lose weight, sleep better or just feel better may impart helpful information but also feed a never ending spiral of performance obsession and weight loss fixation. Replacing intuition about one's own body with a set of numbers may move the individual further from reality than closer to it.
"My riding buddy can't even fart without checking his smartwatch, he's been swallowed by metrics culture."
by Laughing Goat August 2, 2025
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Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train
Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train
Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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