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Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.
"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006
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Melina

bruh that melina girl cheated on me again, shes a hoe
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Merlin's Beard

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.
"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"
by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009
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Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin
1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013
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merlination

(noun)
1. The act or process of merlination.
Doe asks, "What do you mean by your merlination of hierarchical sapience?"
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 11, 2021
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merlinators

messy, fanpage fandom merlin7dsins birthed, gay, skinny and funny gods
alex: i was on twitter one day and i said something about this dude merlin, and his fans came in my comments talking about “#MERLINATORS4LIFE

james: merlinators don’t play about merlin i fear
by fenti jones <3 April 27, 2022
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Merlias

a god in bed. usually an asshole, going around finding dumb blondes and getting them to do anything he wants. although merlias is great at sex and has a huge dick, he is a douche bag and all dumb girls should steer clear of them.
by mercury8951 January 7, 2013
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