merknob

Underwater Blow Job

I got a merknob while snorkeling from the little mermaid.

by signatureknob December 29, 2009

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

"some fuck boi gets punched"
Damn he just merked the shit out of you

"just got shot in the leg"
Bro take me to a hospital some boi just merked me

by T.I.NMan September 24, 2014

merked

To belittle someone or be disrespectful to them in any way.

"Lisa got merked by Joey today in class. He was being so rude she almost cried!

by Julian7 March 25, 2018

markena

Markena is a bundle of joy. Always one to shake her booty. Typically does not nap but will strike a possibility anywhere.

Markena stop it!

by Mjzzz July 18, 2018

Merpentosh

A word used when you are feeling so many emotions at once that your awkward self can't describe.

Woman: How are you feeling?

Me:... Merpentosh.

by Childwithpurpose November 28, 2018

Meckenna

Unique like her name, she doesn’t conform to society’s definition of what a woman should be. She’s intelligent, creative, witty and a straight badass. She loves fiercely and lives on the edge, because as the suffix -kenna indicates, she is “born of fire”.

Be like Meckenna, forget the haters and just do you!

by Gabbagepatch84 October 26, 2019

Mergency

To move with urgency for no particular reason...particularly at clock out time at work.

I gotta go...I have a mergency at home!

by Night-MFkn- Audit December 15, 2019