frosty melon

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.

David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.

by SaltyAdolf4Life March 8, 2016

Sausage Melon

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD

I Feel Like A Sausage Melon

by Hannah_Grimes(: May 17, 2011

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS

Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.

by bigballs22 October 24, 2017

Watery melons

When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!

"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."

by Brrrgalicious November 30, 2016