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Alert the Media

Comment used when someone says something of utter uselessness, or that only they care about
"OMG she's like totally wearing my shirt"
"Oh no...should I alert the media?"
by yeah_its_me09 May 18, 2006
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Silver Medal

A term used to describe a woman that a man settled for.

The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.
Jerk #1: Dude, why did you ask that girl out? Man she was uuug-ly!

Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.
by Elmer January 28, 2005
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Mass Media

Newspaper, motion pictures, radio, television, internet and magazines, all which have the technical capacity to deliver fucked up messages to people. Teenagers and children get alot of fucking messages from those baloney motion pictures and stupid television shows and the celebrity magazines. Adults usually get their information from the radio or newspaper which give them political and economic views. Everyone uses the internet for either school or work.
Teen 1: Hey dude didn't that movie show that there are alot of hot bitches in Los Angeles?
Teen 2: Yo, don't get your mind fucked up and get the wrong information by Mass Media.
by AdomC March 9, 2015
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legacy media

TL;DR Version:

Every news outlet is owned by a billionaire or $100+ billion corporation.

Every news outlet ignored or underplayed the Epstein story--not a single "journalist" (see: *company*) asked why the feds didn't try to strike a deal with Maxwell for the client list.

(We know the client list--Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Allan "I kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz, Trump's attorney--none of them have been brought in for questioning).

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The NOT TLDR Version:

Bloomberg is owned by billionaire Bloomberg. MSN is owned by Bill Gates. Murdoch owns Fox News/Wall Street Journal. The Allbritton family owns Politico. Carlos Slim has the largest stake in the NYTimes. Sumner Redstone owned ViacomCBS. Bezos owns The Washington Post....

Disney owns ABC. Barclays/Fidelity are the largest stakeholders of MSNBC. Turner controls CNN, along with 200 countries around the world.

Other countries work similarly. Het Laatste Nieuws, the biggest publication in Belgium, is owned by the billionaire Van Thillio family... etc.

Meanwhile, every news outlet is sponsored by Pfizer advertisements--notice zero news outlets asked why "the science changed" so many times.

Why are you considered a "conspiracy theorist" and compared with flat-earthers if you ask these questions?

How did two guards fall asleep and a camera turn off while Epstein was supposedly committing suicide?

If you good answers to any of these questions, then it sounds like the Legacy Media is for you :)
"While you were out watching 'The Bachelorette,' the legacy media convinced everyone that the biggest problem in the world was race... little did they know that the legacy media was entirely and absolutely owned by just a few billionaires who needed to distract humanity from 'classism' because then people would REALLY tweak out."

(Why did ABC and CBS (legacy media outlets) both censor the Epstein story and even fire a staffer for leaking the story?

"Little Libby Libby knew that white people were the biggest threat to humanity because she heard it from the TV--but what the legacy media left out was that 5 corporations, all ran by a billionaire mafiia club, control all the news channels."

"Don't worry about the Epstein/Maxwell Client List--the Legacy Media *should* be talking about how Kanye West is mentally ill for wearing a t-shirt."
by Eyyyy Nephew Bernard! October 7, 2022
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social media virus

A Social Media Virus is any idea or concept spread by social media that invokes fear, is not very quickly and easily disproved, which forwards itself on to others as fact. See also spam.
"I was so scared of COVID at first, but once I learned it was just a social media virus, and that the "pandemic" was nothing but the normal cold and flu season, I got over it."
by allteeallshade.store August 8, 2020
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Mass Media Conspiracy

The theory that the minority of people in control of the masses use the media as a tool to keep them from questioning the reality that is presented to them ultimately preventing rebellions and feeding the addiction of power, control, and manipulation of mankind's destiny, perversion.

ultimate evil.
Mass media Conspiracy consists of a group of soulless evil addicts that lack any morality and are lost in materialism keeping the human consciousness from fullfilling it's potential. examples consist of the government, closed minded religions, public radio, american news stations, reality tv, authority, technology, fashion,legal and illegal drugs,celebrity gossip,mindless self indulgence and just flat out evil.

be above the influence people. just say no to the mass media.
by thinking man's prophet November 27, 2010
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Medagan

"Medagan" is Italian-American slang derived from the Italian pronunciation of "Americano." It means someone who has entirely lost his/her ethnic culture, especially WASPs, and in some cases it means someone who is not Italian-American.
"Only medagans eat at the Olive Garden."
"They use Prego? What medagans!"
by jrr287 May 18, 2012
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