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Mased

To completely fuck up something despite having taken every safety precaution except for not killing your damn self for being such an idiot.
OMFG, you just mased your $100k car in that accident!
by opsman February 20, 2003
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the former yugoslav republic of macedonia

A country north of the Greece state of Macedonia. Its capital is Skopje. It was formerly part of the communist republic of Yugoslavia.
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Maged

An incredibly amazing kid who gets very depressed but loves to bone vigorously
That Maged is one tight arsed badass that i want to bane
by 149857 October 3, 2009
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macedonia region

A geographical area in northern Greece of a similar name to the recently renamed Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia also formally known as Vardaska which is unrelated to the Greek region of Macedonia.
by Timmons342 November 3, 2013
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dog maze

a path where snow has been cleared for a dog to go for a walk.
A branch fell into the dog's dog maze.
by Annie February 4, 2003
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Macedonian

An ancient people assimilated into Hellenic culture. Non-existent as a people today, although the history of ancient Macedonians has been stolen by slavic-Macedonians in FYROM (The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia). They insist, through revisionist history and outright lies that they are the descendants of Alexander the Great.

It is well documented that the composition of FYROM is a majority Bulgarian with Serbs in the North and an Albanian majority in the West and Northwest.

The Slavs migrated to what is modern FYROM in the 7th Century and have only recently been calling themselves the descendants of Alexander.

Upon the creation of FYROM, all of the political leaders in power declared that they WERE NOT the descendants of Alexander (see statements of Macedonian President Kiro Gligorov).
Nebojsa calls himself "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is "old Serbian" and he celebrates Serbian Slava, thus Nebojsa, is really a Serb, calling himself a "Macedonian".

Goce calls himself a "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is a dialect of Bulgarian, his nameday is an old Bulgarian custom and he is really Bulgarian, although he calls himself "Macedonian".

Jim calls himself "Macedonian", his family was all born in Northern Greece, they speak both Greek and Bulgarian and there familial lineage comes from Athens (although they'd never admit it). They learned Bulgarian after the Slavic migrations South, but they call themselves "Macedonian" even though they are Greek.
by Oti rej! July 24, 2008
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Jynx maze

A female pornstar who really enjoys pleasing Dominic in every sexual aspect she's extremely sexy with a fineass shes about her money and health and shes the toughest and really fun also smart and no one would ever know they are fucking nobody really does dominic is in love with her sex he's from Austin Texas
Dude I just saw jynx maze ride by with a short black guy with long hair damn shes a fine ass lady dude I've probably seen all of her

videos haha
by Savy my nigga December 20, 2018
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