mayonaise monkey

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

by cze August 9, 2005

Dirty mason

He likes to be in control. Do not try to take control he’ll slap ya right back down. He enjoys pulling his girls hair and acting as if she is his bitch. He likes to see the facial expressions on his girls face to know how good of a job that he is doing. Do not piss him off because he will come at you strongly. He can be romantic when he wants to be. You can put a smile on his face with your loud moaning. You can bring joy to him in many ways just got to be willing to try new things !!! ;))

Dang dirty mason your good!!

by Dirty mason April 16, 2020

mayonnaise sandwich

Two pieces of bread together with mayonnaise in the middle. Some shit white people eat.

Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.

by SukaFlyat May 3, 2021

Mason Dixon Line

The boundary between Maryland and Pennsylvania. A symbolic dividing line between the North and the South before the Civil War. The two surveyors who mapped the line, Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon, are the namesake for the imaginary border.

Once you've crossed the Mason Dixon line headed North, you're not likley to find a Waffle House.

by ebradfor November 12, 2005

Marilyn Manson

A very intelligent man that is victimized by attention whores and others that are too stupid to understand him. He is NOT a Satanist or devil worshipper, he said so himself. Manson also makes great music!

Idiot- Why are you listening to that shit?
Me- Marilyn Manson is not shit.
Idiot- But he's a devil worshipper!
Me- No, he is not.
Idiot- I HATE YOU!!!
Me- You fail at life.

by King Blargh July 21, 2005

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

masonesque

1. To be conceded, bossy and seemingly in charge
2. To put your needs and wishes above all others

Tom: Hey Katie, did you catch that band that played for an hour and fifteen minutes last Saturday?

Katie: Yeah, I can't believe they played so long! They were totally masonesque.

by Riley Adams August 22, 2006