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Matthew Fairchild

A man who many would die for. He has immaculate taste in waistcoats, a drinking problem and a dark secret. All hail Matthew Fairchild, a man who just deserves a little bit of happiness and is hot as fuck
Girl: Oh do you have a boyfriend then?
Me: No im in love with someone else
Girl: Wow who?
Me: Matthew Fairchild
by Averyconfusedperson September 28, 2020
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Matthewism

Defined as the religion created from the superior name, by superior beings. To follow the faith of Matthewism, one must pray to the great demi-God; Pastor Matthew, hallowed be thy name. One must also deface a church of Danielism. And only after those spiritual undertakings, will one be allowed into the divine kingdom of Matthewism.
Wow! I just found out that Adam Sandler is a follower of Matthewism! He's my new favorite celebrity! He's the BEST!
by Pastor Matthew November 26, 2021
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matthew wilkins

Look there's Matthew Wilkins, he's buying more noodles.
by Skint123456789 November 21, 2013
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matthew woodward

a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped
"wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward"
by One puff May 21, 2016
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Matthew Marmai

A boy. Looks like a rat. Not very good looking. Sometimes nightmares caused by him. Married to my friend. Thinks he’s awesome but when I’m reality he isn
Sarah: Who’s that kid wearing Gucci
Bob: Must be Matthew Marmai
by Maislin May 28, 2018
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Matthew-Davis

Chipmunk faced, acne ridden, pre pubescent boy. We don't know how he ended up with a girlfriend. Extremely awkward and nerdy.
Person A: Wow is he ambidextrous?
Person B: No that's just Matthew-Davis, it's not cool when it's him.
by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018
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Matthew 21:18

A part of the bible where Jesus curses a fig tree for not bearing fruit when needed. 21:18 is seen by many as a funny or memorable part of the bible, but it has good meaning to it.
Matthew 21:18
Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.

When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.

Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”
by Ryori August 10, 2018
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