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Mateo

Polynesian name for Matthew. Used as a comment for something amazing, great you've just seen.

Mateo=unbelievable
Mateo!!! this chick has the most massive tits I've ever seen in my life !
by Francesco June 13, 2005
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mathe

Blake: Would you like to mathe with me
Hannah: No, I'm fine.
by Blake+Hannah February 9, 2018
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Matheesha

Matheesha is basically a god in his mortal form, he is amazing at almost anything, he runs faster than a gazelle, has untouchable dance moves, and is irresistible to women. Has a weakness for curry dishes and will utilise spicy sauces not only on foods but to defeat his enemies
Wow, did you beat up 10 guys by yourself? You’re a real Matheesha
by IsaacIsWrong101 September 9, 2020
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mathematics

n.
1) A mind-altering form of logic and proof, practiced and developed largely by nerds and geeks, having its origins in prehistory. That study of logic in which simple ideas such as number, line, point or symmetry are used and combined to describe the properties of number, point, line, plane and symmetry.

Subjects within a modern mathematics degree might include selected topics from;

Number Theory: the analysis of why not all numbers are like the number 1.

Calculus: Differential calculus is the study of how to find the slope of a single point while integral calculus is the study of how to add up infinite quantities of numbers and obtain a single finite number as a result.

Topology: The study of how coffee cups are actually quite similar to doughnuts.

Mathematics as a form of mental kung fu is used extensively in all the sciences and in business and trade, it is at the heart of all technical progress. The average person uses mathematics, for example, to locate bargains in shopping malls by simply looking at a few numerals on a price tag.
Hey Cuthberton, did I tell you that I used some kickass zen master mathematics to calculate which mathgirl I would ask out to the science fair?
by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006
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Mather

A word used to describe a widower who enjoys the company of teenagers.
Mate. Why you talking to him? He's a proper mather.
by Bobataoldotcom February 2, 2019
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leave mateo alone day

leave mateo alone day is about leaving mateo alone because he is tired of drama and girls always being fake
by mateo none of your business April 12, 2019
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mathew

A savage, ladies man, he is badass, he shoots on unstable crackers, has a 12 In. Penis way better than a ryan
A Mathew is awesome
by Number1Savage December 8, 2017
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