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Maroon Squad

The Maroon Squad J-Beanz are one of the most elite teams ever created.Armed with the Great Hazan, The One Who Fades, The Captain, The Rabbi, Gold Mine, and the one they call "The Freak" just to name a few, this years squad is poised to win it all in what is the last year for most of the roster. Before the season even started the championship parade is already being planned. After a disappointing finish to the 2009 season in a semi-finals lose to the eventual champions with a young and inexperienced squad, a few new key additions were made that have made them a favorite to not only win a championship, but to not lose a game while doing it. After only one game, the squad has already forced multiple rule changes because they kicked too much ass.The only thing stopping them from going all the way is themselves, but with the talent accumulated and the chemistry built in the past few seasons, the sky's the limit.
A-"Who we got tonight?"
B-"Maroon Squad"
A-"You think were gonna get double digits?"
B-"Well I've been averaging 15 points per game so yea,probably."
A-"I'm talking about our whole team"

"The Maroon Squad:We don't Rebuild, We Reload"
by A Daves April 30, 2010
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maroof

Small, athletic build , emotional big hearted loving friend but loves to gossip. Motivated by money likes light females.Bad at religion. Enjoys horse riding.
Has he been to mosque. No man that's maroof
by janeanny August 2, 2011
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Maroon

A cocky rugby league fan who supports Queensland in the state of Origin. Thinks they have the right to be smug (which the probably do) because they won 5 origins straight. Not to be confused with a wanker who has lived in New South Wales his whole life, and supports Queensland.
First Person: GO THE BLUES!
Second Person: Na no way mate, this is year of the mighty MAROONS
by nsWsupporter June 18, 2011
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Maroon

This is a racial slur used to refer to black slaves abandoned("marooned") by slave ships on islands on the way to thier destination when they were found to be in some way inferior and not worthy of a good price at auction. It means, in effect," One who is deemed unworthy of even the lowliest of prices."
" I hired the guy to sweep up hair in the barber shop but he can't even do that! What a maroon!"
by Toneiseverything July 7, 2012
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mafoogela

Something you say out when your are acting stupid and stuff like when you are drunk.
Someone screamed mafoogela in the class during the test and everyone laughed.
by Tony Seminara May 4, 2005
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magooglymonkey

what you say when you're so high/wasted that you just cant laugh
yeah, it actually happens, and magooglymonkey makes you laugh
'HE TOTALLY JUST PISSED HIS PANTS! OMG!'
'omg omg omg...magooglymonkey...HAHAHA"
by kcccccccccccccccc April 29, 2007
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Fluffy Magoo

A vag, or a nickname for a wonderfully beautiful girlfriend. Usually by the name of Katie. Fluffy Magoo's are caring and sweet. As well as very cute! But if it's a vagina, it is gross and blue. Like a waffle with spit all over it, occasionally covered in raisins, making it look very rancid. The stench from which a fluffy magoo produces, is a foul scent which can be smelled anywhere in the world.
One guy - Wow! I smell a fluffy magoo.

Second guy - Matt's girlfriend?

The first guy - No, bro. LIKE A VAG.
by bootybootybootay March 14, 2011
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