Having sex doggy-style with a girl while you're drunk off of cheap, Russian vodka, preferably during the second intermission of a hockey game..
by kdubb13 January 23, 2011
Get the Russian Marmaduke mug.The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.
'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'
by Joeh! January 3, 2013
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Someone who sleeps with obtuse amounts of people with the name chad, brad or paul but at the same time is sweet and cares about the people around them.
Susan is such a whore marmalade. I heard she slept with Chad Smith, Brad the cashier and your brother Paul. But afterwards she did talk to them about all of their daddy issues.
by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020
Get the whore marmalade mug.in relation to an internationally known famous homosexual i.e rupert everett or elton john- 'he's such a marma man'. If the homo you are talking about is an extreme case you can call them a 'champyan marma' (champion) meaning he is a king gay boy
by Lefteye lopez January 25, 2006
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Get the marmonina mug.A form of culture jamming linked to passive jamming. It concists of jamming forums by sending bitter sweet wake up calls or reality checks backed up with facts. It is often quoted that “Marmalade comes with no preservatives”
marmalading is often shortened to marma.
marmalading is often shortened to marma.
by Philip James September 17, 2008
Get the Marmalading mug.Used to describe the anal passage in gay or anal sex. Refers to the yeast extract spread which when smudged on a surface can resemble a smear of poo
'John travels the marmite highway'
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