Markos

Markos is usually the biggest jerk you will ever meet. They usually have very small penis. overall he can sometimes be nice, but he will usually do that because he need money for Starbucks

Dude your such a Markos

by CoralMan_xx May 19, 2020

Dan Marino

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.

the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.

by Your mom March 27, 2005

Sal Marino

Original Founder of The Funism Art Movement. An artist with a more than a thirty year career, also known as a Funist. Sal Marino's work is also considered Social Commentary Folk Art.

Sal Marino is the original founder of The Funism Art Movement.

by Art Historian May 13, 2011

Marko

Marko is the worst person alive.He should burn in hell.He is an ultimate fuckboy and liar.U can't trust person named Marko.He will break your heart and pretend like he doesn't know you.Don't get in contant with him.

person1:"Oh hey,what's up with you and Marko?"
person2:"Don't even say his name i hate him he ruined my life."
person1:"Oh i'm so sorry let's get drunk together"

by brokenmolly May 1, 2018

marko

A very nice boy who is always helpful and honest.
A great friend, especially when you are "down".
Can be quite pessimistic, but will always see the silver lining.
A proud agnostic.
Somone you can rely on in your time of need.
An attractive serb.

Pamela: Marko! I need help!
Marko: Of course i'll help you, its in my nature!
Pamela: Thanks marko, you are the best.

by pamellamma October 7, 2009

Marno

Outrageous, dumb, thinks he is funny and likes ugly girls. They are small and eats pien

Jissis this is a marno

by Mr f fritter October 31, 2018

Marko

Is a very gay pedophile that will fuck any baby ur child that is in a 30 meter radious of him.He has a very small penis but gigantic balls.if your kid is a male he will absolutely destroy his ass.hE has fucked about half of the population of children.Keep your kids home if you want them to have a normal sized asshole

A guy fucked 27 children yesterday
Aww man he must ne a Marko

by GIANTCOCK696969420 June 30, 2020