mark

An oedipal desire to spend eternity living with the woman who pushed you out of her vag. Normally ends in adolesence but has been know to last well into later in life.

-Hey you need to stop marking dude! Like give your ma's titties a rest.
-Dude, I can't cope on my own!

by LisaMDonnelly August 14, 2008

mark

Mark likes braging about everything by yelling at and shacking peoples shoulders.

Mark is super annoying

by eat salty eggs February 06, 2019

Mark

A giant douchewipe. Predominately used to clear away excess douche residue. Normally rides a crotchrocket

My douche popped all over my leg pass me a Mark please

by jmgmtgd June 28, 2014

Mark

A Mark is some one who wears Two diferent pairs of shoes at once.

Wow Mark did you get dressed in the dark. Nice Shoes

I am so gonna be a mark for halloween

Snap yo fingas!!!!

by Kristy85 September 25, 2008

Mark

A person usually described as a short, fat, unattractive, brown haired, perverted boy who enjoys slapping girls in the ass, touching them in the ass, towel whipping girls asses, and simply staring at girl's asses for long periods of time.

Jim:Danny! Holy shit, you just slapped her ass! are you becoming a Mark?

by Angelo of earth March 08, 2008

Mark

To complain/whine incessantly.
One who complains/whines incessantly.

"Quit yo marking!"
"That isn't even worth marking about"

by starsailor July 25, 2008

mark

an extremely short person who is also bow legged an jack off to everything he looks at including the movie 8 mile

damn dat niggas so horny ima call him mark

by gereld green March 18, 2008