marthong

a bald man that makes coketooth walk home

stop here comes marthong

by bigsoup1986 August 26, 2022

marathon rizz

when you have rizz, but it takes a while to show.

boy1: bro, why didn't ask her out?
boy2: i got that marathon rizz, it'll happen just you wait

by that boy so suave April 8, 2023

Marathon

As in a herd of cattle, a pride of lions, or a murder of crows, a "marathon" is the collective for meetings, as in "a marathon of meetings".

Between putting this definition into Urban Dictionary and my marathon of meetings, don't expect me to get any actual work done today.

by dlairman August 22, 2023

Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races

Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner

by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023

maorithon

Bunch of Maoris running down a hill

Heaps of Maoris running, must be a maorithon

by Thewaipuflusher February 20, 2024

Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."

Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."

by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024

Marithenamri

Marithenamri is a member of the vapist clan. She will fiend over any flavour but peach is especially good. If she is on tiktok the brainrot will put her brain into rest mode and will only be broken out of the trance by saying the keywords cat, vape or any description of a penis. She loves anyone's mum unconditionally (aside conners).

Marithenamri is on tiktok she didn't listen to what u said.

by Not Fairhursts Mother November 27, 2024