Man of mineral

This a status for a man that has realised his purpose in life. He has reached enlightenment. He is a man that all men should aspire to. He is driven and courageous. Women envy his power and wish they were his. Any man can be a man of mineral.

That guy seems like a man of mineral.

He's a man of fine mineral.

by Lemon little July 23, 2020

Madoff Artist

A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.

The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.

Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!

by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020

man of faith

Nick Castellanos (occasionally Thom Brennaman)

“I pride myself and think of myself as, a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a homerun. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’ll be putting on this headset again. Whether that be for the Reds or my bosses at FOX”

by KidKLo816 October 3, 2021

Horny Manfish

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.

Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!

by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009

manflora

A spanish word for gay or effeminate male.
Also used in Mexico in musical contexts to describe neo-rock band keyboardists (they are generally thought to be uncool).

"Ese guey es una manflora"
"Ese cabron de alla es manflora y
le gusta chupar el pitorraco"
"El puto de alla nunca anduvo con la Sotomayor porque es una manflora"
"Carlos es manflora!"

by Choche Tolido August 29, 2005

man of the house

most dominant male in the household

"wash the dishes and bring me a beer son, and woman make me some food" - man of the house.

by unowned August 30, 2005

manfit

1. an adult male tantrum

A guy dropping wood in an aisle of a home improvement store and then kicking the crap out of the wood in front of people. It was apparent the guy was having a manfit.

by MIZ MJ September 15, 2008