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Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008
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Sexy Manbeast

A spanish ogre who sings and plays the guitar.

For best results to create such an unbelievably sexy creature, combine:
Antonio Banderas,
a green apple skin,
a gorilla,
Eddie Murphy,
Paul McCartney
and Tom Dron.
nahh he's got nothin on the sexy manbeast.
by zed95 June 29, 2010
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manbeast

god, i bet he's a manbeast!
by JimmyK September 18, 2003
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manburger

Trashman: Can we stop at the bk lounge so i can get a couple of manburgers?
Random Kid: What the fuck is a manburger?
Coba: It's a double cheeseburger with only meat and cheese, no pussy vegetables or condiments, it's manly like Trashman.
Dark Mark: Trashman is so dank.
Coba: I concur.
by Trashman June 17, 2007
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manbeardyke

Another creature subject to Al Gore's poor math skills. A cousin of manbearpig, this one is half man, half bear, half super lesbo. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. It is often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw
"Holy crap, did you see that?"
"No! What happened?"
"Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"You guys, I'm super duper serial! Manbeardyke really does exist!"
by 429mustang January 12, 2009
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manbeast

a hairy, fat man who lurks around in girls houses and/or is sometimes sexy
e.g. have you seen that manbeast in emilys house?

or

faye looked like she had seen a manbeast
by Freddina April 30, 2008
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Nelson Manbrella

It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.
by Jimladen22 November 9, 2007
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