Mandards

Men's standards for women they would date

that chick is way below my mandards but she may fit in yours Bro

by GenericBob & Oicu81 November 18, 2011

Capone Manyard

An AI created in 1996 by professor walglíe talès. Shortly after creation, the AI was given a Nick name “Capone”. He is meant to replicate a high school-Latin student. He was created 4 years after his “brother creation” named; Isaiah Manyard. These two AI were the first in the world to gain a Consciousness of their own. After they killed there creator, they now roam humanity in disguise, living normal lives amongst us.

Shae: “hey Capone Manyard, wanna play games?”
Capone: “🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖”

by Professor Normandy May 30, 2022

maynard

Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.

"Have you seen Marilyn Manson's paintings? They suck, He's such a fucking Maynard"

by Adam De Ville October 16, 2007

maynard james keenan

Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.

That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.

Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.

by herb311 October 16, 2004

Maynard

A boy who cant seem to figure out what's going on with his life. He loves to tell people to shut up because he doesn't like to talk to people because of his lack of brain function in the past of his brain which contemplates how to be nice.

"Wow, Jeffrey was just telling at me for nothing, he's such a Maynard"

by Jaisomething May 13, 2016

Maynard James Keenan

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

by neezyplease December 17, 2004

Manyard

The preposterous shoe-string worn around a man's neck which dangles the ID cards of middle-aged professionals who gave up on upward mobility years ago.

Your manyard really compliments your short sleeve dress shirt and pocket protector.

by Tiecoon October 28, 2010