Weird Menace

The poop that is mysteriously placed on a kitchen floor by an unknown culprit, usually overnight.

Hey guys, wake up. Somebody took another Weird Menace in here; I call not cleaning it up this time.

by The Turd Theif August 7, 2008

Mo-mance

When two homosexual people are best friends. It can be two gay guys, or two lesbians, or a lesbian and a gay guy. They are not in a romantic relationship they are just two best friends who both happen to be gay.

Steven and I have a mo-mance because I'm a lesbian and hes a gay guy!

by elainaxmarie October 16, 2009

Assistant Manager

Manager that tells store manager all the siq gossip

Alex is the assistant manager so she snitches on the sales associates

by mwatson615 June 9, 2016

Task manager

The hitman of your computer. Kill those pesky programs that just don't leave.

Person 1: wow, how did you kill skype?
Person 2: I just used my task manager to get rid of it.

by Fr34k August 25, 2019

middle management

A person or persons whose sole reason for existing is to ensure maximum productivity from workers while paying them poverty wages.

American Workers: My productivity has risen 150% since Reagan's inauguration in 1981, but wages only went up 10%. I can't afford a house even if I got 10 years of wages on the spot and even the cost of an ambulance ride could make me homeless.

Middle Management: Too bad so sad. All the value from your productivity went into executive bonuses. Did you know? Bonuses are to be paid to upper management first, and then to workers if there's anything left over (hint: there isn't). That's the definition of a bonus as defined by Reagonomics.

by PortableBacon January 27, 2022

hairy black manatee

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"

"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"

by XXforlife April 14, 2010

bad vaginal management

a term used to describe a woman who can't decipher what men she should or shouldn't be having sex with. You will often hear women who have bad vaginal management complaining about their kids father's. Often referring to them as deadbeats, losers, etc.

Oh, her baby's daddy won't pay child support? You can't blame anyone but her and her bad vaginal management.

by HassThaGod December 28, 2014