malachi

I swear he is the most amazing person you will ever meet ever. He's got these eyes that you'll get lost in as soon as you look at him and his smile oh boy legit will make you melt. This kid looks tough on the outside but when you get to know him he is a whole ass teddy bear. He can be a player so be careful but if you ever get with him he will protect you at all cost and if anyone messes with you he is sure to set things straight. He is sweet, loving, caring, loyal, super funny, kinky hehe, and he gives the best freaking hugs ever. He is sexy and hot af but can be a cute soft boy too and he is def sure to treat you right and makes sure you are feeling 110%. if you ever meet a malachi do not turn him down give him a chance.

"Have you met malachi?"
"no"
"Gosh you really need to he is the best ever you will love him"

by mewwwlol34 October 20, 2019

hondo maclean

An amazing underground welsh band with a mixture of glassjaw and funeral for a friend.

Dude Hondo Maclean kick ass, espically live

by De-loused October 31, 2003

Malachi

He is an autistic little boi he is really short and he sucks at skateboarding

Malachi is a retard

by Autizum February 26, 2020

Malachi

Someone with a nickname of Malatard (MAL-A-TARD) or MooMoo (MOO-MOO) or Tardachi (TARD-A-CHI) and other such as Malissa (MA-LISS-A), but also he is a retard and he can go CRAZY and he will say some demon type stuff when a Malachi is mad here is an example"Let the Demons come out to play" or ME ME MALACHI,I RETARD" ya some pretty creepy stuff. A Malachi always has a something on his ankle which is a survival bracelet and when he takes it off he GOES FULL RETARD and may kill himself and makes noises such as alien noises like " kehdhhhhhhkdsaanjd" and tries to kill you but most of the time its funny. A Malachi has his Mode " Malachi Mode" and he goes insane and tries to hurt you but " MOO MOO MODE" he will try choking you out.See A Malachi is a retard

Hes going Malachi. Don't go Malachi.

Mom:If you go Malachi, I'LL KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK
Kid: ...
Kid: ...
Kid: DUrrrrrrrrrrrHAHHAjhjkfhskjljhf

by jfdskgj April 18, 2019

Malachi

Malachi is the coolest, cutest dude in school. He may not talk much but once you get to know he is like an angel. When his brown eyes look in girls they melt. Everybody likes Malachi. He hasn't had the best life so I wouldn't want to mess with him.

Person #1: Malachi is so cool and cute. Person #2 I now right, He just looked me. Person #1: I'm going to be right back I am going to go poop

by lets gooooo!!! March 5, 2020

Madea

The term Madea once stood for the strongest matriarchal figure in a Black family. Once an honorable title for a sage, seasoned mother figure in the African-American community, Madea is now a bully, loudmouth, sassy character. ... Now most Americans have a vision of Madea as a violent old black woman.

Melissa McCarthy is the Madea of white people.

by Mike Y. junior December 31, 2021

maleable

the ability to be hammered; (attractive)

dude, your mom is so maleable

by alex erez August 6, 2011