Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them

Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”

by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023

Magnum slap

A Magnum slap is when your girl playing games with you so you slap dat hoe with a magnum (the condom) on your hand

"She was playing games so I to Magnum slap that hoe"

by Bloodstone02 February 22, 2018

Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way

When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.

by Hatogla November 17, 2023

Magnum Donger

A way to say that you or someone else has a large penis

Person A: Hey dude have you heard that Person C has a Magnum Donger?
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos

by Gandhi'sAsshole April 14, 2021

magnum Maccium

The Latin meaning for „Big Mac“
magnum — Big
Maccium— Mac

Lucius ad tabernam Macci Donaldi properant et magnum Maccium emunt. — Lucius rushs to the MC Donalds store and buys a Big Mac.

by Mare.red September 16, 2021

Magnum

Typically means a condom beand. But we are using this as a form of short and weak man who sits around playing games all day in his sweaty room.

Digito: man you are being such a magnum today. Go touch some grass.

by Lily0beatr May 26, 2022

Double X Magnum

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder

-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum

by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017