Malorie

Beautiful girl that always says "what the ham"

Friend: Can I have a drink.
Malorie: What the ham

by 💎💎 September 8, 2016

Mallory

A person/retard that has huge ass teeth and is addicted to Harry Potter.

Man, Mallory is so fucking nasty.

by NastyDonkey February 15, 2017

Mallory

A Mallory is a female with an extremely hairy vagina. This vagina is often mistakened for a bird's nest or a tangled ball of yarn.

I was going down on Mallory last night until a bird flew out of that vagina and almost pecked my eyes out!

Mallory

by Chad Meister February 10, 2009

Mallory

Skank, Slut, Ho,

Likes Sexting, and TRIES to get lots of guys in bed. Wear's booty shorts, and tries to show off her breasts.
FAVORITE apparrel: Nothing

Guys thinks she's disgusting. With too much black hair and too skanky.

MALLORY Hello hunks! (tries to show herself off)
GUYS Hey you're hot.... umm bye
AS they walk away one guy says to the other, She must have been a Mallory, GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1- I think she wore that yesterday too
Guy 2- What, she wasn't wearing anything
Guy1- EXACTLY!

by Mikabra Chadabra May 1, 2010

malloria

A sexually transmitted disease which results in the growth of genitals on ones face. This disease is not usually fatal unless it spreads to the throat or brain. It is named after mallory, the girl who showed the first case of it in 2008.
-note: not to be confused with malaria

Bob: Aww man i didnt use protectin last night with that random chick
Sam: Ahh shit man!!! You could have malloria!
Bob: Oh god no, please no no no.

by LaCreishah February 10, 2009

Mallory Munion

the wife of a Munion who loves to cuddle and hook-up with her fellow Munion.

That Mallory Munion really loves her Munion

by suwobangin00 October 21, 2010

mallory

the ugliest most annoying and most insensitive and insecure person you will ever meet. you would hate to be her friend and especially hate to be her S/O nobody likes her and we hate everything about her.

mallory is such a bitch.

by mall.ory September 24, 2020