mush fake

prison slang for items owned by an inmate that may be legal to buy, but were constructed or obtained through illegal means, hence they are contraband

See that stinger there he's usin' to warm up his coffee? The end's ripped off. It's a mush fake and it's a fire hazard. Tell him to get rid of it and buy a new one at the store.

by peerath January 25, 2006

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Mush-Brain

The result occuring a day or so after smoking spice (such as K2) in which you experience slight memory loss and feel rather stupid for the whole day. Experts believe this is just a mental paranoia experience that can lead you to think you have something wrong with your brain.

Johnny- Fuck, I forgot about that homework, dude!
Tom- Probably cause of that K2 you smoked the other day.
Johnny- I think my brain is messed up dude!
Tom- You have massive Mush-Brain!
Johnny- Fuck Mush-Brain.

by UndercoverStoner February 21, 2011

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mush nut

the dance to get the balls off the side of ones thigh

Last night my balls were so sweaty i had to do the mush nut to shake them free of my thighs.

by G-pa May 25, 2009

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Apple Mush

The new word for apple sauce. For real its not a sauce! I don't see you putting it on anything. Just call it apple mush!

Dude #1 "Hey dude want some apple sauce?"

Dude #2 "Its called apple mush! Get your head in the game!"

by Theapplemusher April 30, 2010

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Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

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