MTV

The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.

MTV sucks

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009

MTV

Music television. A popular cable/satellite television station viewed primarily by teenagers and pre-teens. MTV used to be a station dedicated to showing music videos, but it has since changed its programming to bland reality shows about teenagers.

"... music still on MTV..." ~Bowling for Soup

by Masquatto January 15, 2005

MTV

The ruiner of all things good.

I never see Lou Reed or Bowie or Hendrix on MTV. something is wrong with this picture.

by BadLieutenant October 13, 2004

MTV

A stupid TV channel run by the head of the MTV corporation (a communazi), along with several subordinate communazis. They want to spread their idiotic rhetoric to the masses through crappy shows like TRL, in order to control the world and bring doom to us all.

Fight the red menace! Destroy MTV!

by My name December 30, 2005

MTV

A channel that used to be good in the 80s and early 90s but then became so concious that all it ever plays anymore is TRL, Real world, True life, and cribs.

I want you back, MTV. We all do!

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

MTV

To be honest all there is on MTV is reality shows and the only good show on there was Daria “sigh”

“It was called MTV because at the time it was created it standed for music television but now all there is on there is reality shows and rarely any music on” 😔 “sigh”

by glassesgirl101 November 22, 2018

MTV

Proof that there is no God

by my dick July 25, 2003